{"product_id":"penguin-graphic-t-shirt-gravity-just-works-less-hard-on-the-best-things-funny-animal-tee-cute-penguin-shirt-gift-for-her-him-everyone-worth-it","title":"\"Gravity Just Works Less Hard on the Best Things\" Penguin Graphic T-Shirt, Funny Animal Tee | Cute Penguin Shirt | Gift for Her, Him \u0026 Everyone Worth It","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.90 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.20 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.70 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSome 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Penguins know.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee doesn't yell. It doesn't need to. A little penguin, a lot of wit, and one quietly devastating line across the chest — and suddenly you're the most interesting person in the coffee shop. You didn't even try. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kind of shirt people squint at, read slowly, then look up at you and go \u003cem\u003e\"...okay, that's good.\"\u003c\/em\u003e Wear it like you came up with the quote yourself. We won't tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% ring-spun cotton at a featherlight 153 g\/m², this crewneck sits soft against your skin, breathes easy, and looks sharp whether it's layered under a jacket or flying solo on a slow Sunday. No scratchy tags. No stiff seams. Just comfort that shows up reliably — like a penguin in a tuxedo who's somehow always overdressed and perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll live in it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g\/m² — lightweight, breathable, buttery soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit, no side seams — cleaner fit, fewer complaints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck + shoulder tape — holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePearlized tear-away label — zero itch, zero drama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced — feels good inside and out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F) with similar colors · Tumble dry low · Iron\/steam on low · No bleach · No dry cleaning — penguins are delicate creatures, treat accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGravity may work less hard on the best things. 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