{"product_id":"mildly-unhinged-kawaii-critter-blanket-pastel-cute-chaos-whimsical-weird","title":"Mildly Unhinged Blanket","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A pastel, chaotic-kawaii plush blanket featuring a chubby, wide-eyed creature and playful sweets alongside a cheeky ‘Mildly Unhinged’ caption. The artwork mixes bubble-style linework, baby-bright gradients, and rounded hand-drawn type to create absurd-cute contrast—sweet and slightly off-kilter—so it reads as playful comfort for online-native fans of whimsical weird humor. The single-sided print keeps the illustration vivid and makes the blanket a cozy, visual statement for lounging, streaming, or styling a pastel-themed space.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester + 17% spandex print options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra-soft hand\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability and chemical compliance (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":53192104378632,"sku":"28203155724822739936","price":21.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":53192104411400,"sku":"19730176372151474303","price":38.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":53192104444168,"sku":"20928348807154671614","price":52.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/6683\/4184\/files\/14373765416147243626_2048.jpg?v=1769430079","url":"https:\/\/almerys.store\/eo\/products\/mildly-unhinged-kawaii-critter-blanket-pastel-cute-chaos-whimsical-weird","provider":"Al Mery's Paradise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}